emiloveswho:

“I swear to god, Steve, I will drop the PASIV out of this fucking window if you don’t tell me RIGHT NOW why you thought taking this goddamn job was a good idea, what with Bucky running around our heads trying to shoot us out of our dreams.”

“Can’t you feel it, Clint? You’re antsy. We’re all antsy. We’ve been the best dreamshare team there is out there since Cobb’s disbanded, and we haven’t gone under in over a year.”

Avengers Inception AU → wherein Thor of Odin Corp. hires Steve Rogers’ elite dreamsharing team to perform inception on his brother, Loki, and a shade of their ex-resident thief Bucky (who was killed when the team’s last job went horribly wrong) tries his best to sabotage it.

Or: Steve extracts, Tony builds, Clint runs point, Natasha’s a master of impersonation, Bruce concocts, Thor’s a tourist, and things happen.

This fandom….

(Source: -andrews)

mirshebmandoad:

New statue I bought today. I couldn’t resist. $500 for Delta Squad? FUCK YES. My headboard (for lack of a better term) is fucking awesome now.

froghat:

DEADPOOL (Wade Wilson)
↳ ”The day my father Odin banished me from Asgard, I was bitten by a vampire and had radioactive waste dumped into my eyes. To make matters worse, my mutant ability to control weather activated just as I was hit by a blast of gamma radiation… Nah, actually, I got this way by volunteering for the Weapon X program. They promised to cure my cancer. And they cured it all right, by giving me an outrageous healing factor. Then they labeled me psychotic and tossed me into a prison lab. So I escaped and became what some people might call a ‘mercenary’. I prefer the title ‘cleaner of the gene pool’. And I’ve made a lot of good friends along the way: like Arcade. He’s always sending me to his amusement park.”

(via atentacledmenace)

bluedogeyes:

Thor (2011) 

Loki is strongest villain character in any of the marvel movies so far.

(Source: kimlennox, via chiaki-chi)

rezllen:

jennhii:

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…I apologize for what you’re seeing on your dashboard right now.
I saw a video of this on Tumblr yesterday and showed my brother. We spent last night watching a bunch of them…I laughed so much I could have died…xD
I’ve put the links to each one if anyone would like to ‘lmfao’. 

This successfully made me go sad to cackling like a maniac. WELL PLAYED, TUMBLR. WELL PLAYED.

(via engagingingentlemanlythings)

(Source: rainbowbuttcake, via mirshebmandoad)

Tieger: Go!! Go now!!

Neesa: And what then? We are finished!!

Tieger: We must tell them what has happened here! Flee, Neesa!!

Neesa: Come back alive, Tieger! Alive!!

Tieger: Now the slowest dance begins, partner. Tis a fine tomb we shall share!